Orange Gelatin Madness Strikes

Orange Gelatin Madness has once again struck the small town of Socorro. The first recorded incident was reported by a girl known only as “The Manga Loving Dragon Slayer Ninja Pirate.” She noted that the first stages of the insanity had set in when she found herself on the second floor of her apartment in a bathtub filled with orange Jell-o. She told reporters that before becoming aware of her surroundings she believed herself to be eating dinner at the table on the first floor of the apartment. She first became suspicious when all the food at the table appeared to be orange gelatin. It is not yet known if the madness is contagious. Citizens are encouraged to report to the nearest hospital if they begin seeing orange gelatin in irregular places.


I thought it would be pertinent for many to know of the preceding article I found pasted to the ceiling of my living room. I certainly hope that I do not contract this most peculiar disease.